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Abril 26, 2008

Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines

I confess, I am a victim. Oo, biktima ako ng Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam din sa Philippines. And op kors, this is a hoax!

Nuong una hindi ko maarok, hindi ko maatim, hindi ko ma accept, ich kann nicht, mai pen rai.. ayokong malaman ng mga ka-blag ko na isa rin pala akong biktima ng Golden Goose theory simply because I want a pair of posh glass slippers!

Kaya ngayon malalaman nyo na rin ang tunay kong pagkatao, ako si Cinderella ng Tierra Maria Estates. Mali ba ang aking ambisyon na magkaron ng pair of posh glass slippers? Kayo na ang humusga. Ang type ko lang naman e yung nakita ko sa Baclaran, na may mga kopya rin dun sa Tutuban, sa Divisoria, sa may palengke ng Pasay… Pero dahil galing kami sa aming first date nun sa may Dampa sa Paranaque at medyo nangangamoy-ngamoy pa ang mga kamay ko (pinaghimay ko kasi si my lab Tim ng garlic fried shrimps); alam mo yun, parang tama ba sa mga romantic moments na yon na mag feeling Cinderella ka. Tapos ayun na, nasilaw ako sa pair of posh slippers na naka-barandal sa bangketa habang umuusad ng pa unti unti ang aming trisikad. Hawak ko ang kamay ni my lab Tim ng madiin, kasi hindi na sya magkasya sa loob ng trisikad e sa sobrang laki nya kaya andun sya nakasabit sa likod ng trisikad drayber… sempre takot ang mawala sya sa aking paningin at sa aking mga palad di ba?

At nung nasilaw nga ako sa pilak ng glass slippers, lalong dumiin ang hawak ko sa kanya. Nginuso kong may pagka-shy pa ang pair of glass slippers, medyo hindi pa nga naintindihan ni dear lab Tim kasi pinunansan nya lang yung nguso ko at may mga tira pa daw ng kanin at medyo mamantika pa daw. Sabi ko sa kanya, dear may lab Tim, mukhang para sa akin ang mga posh slippers na yon.

Ayun, bigla na lang, poooffffff – biglang naging Golden Goose ang aking may dear lab Tim! Nagpuputak putak na lang sya bigla sa tabi ko. Oh, dear my lab Tim. I am disappointed with you. Bakit hindi ka nagsabi ng totoo? Hindi pala sya isang tao, isa pala syang gansa!

Sa sobrang gulat ko at sa sobrang sama ng loob ko, bigla akong nagka posh ectopic supremacy – yan ang condition kapag hindi ka nabili ng posh glass slippers na gustong gusto mo. Dinala ako ng mabait na trisikad drayber sa Tierra Maria Estates hospital. At si may dear lab Tim, karga karga ko sya habang nagpuputak pa rin sya, ang aking mahal na gansa! Dinala namin sya sa Tierra Maria Estates hospital dahil gusto kong malaman kung ano ang diprensya kay my dear lab Tim — aside from the fact na isa na nga syang gansa, di ba?

Dun ko na lang nalaman na may hospital scams pala dun sa Tierra Maria Estates –kaya ko dinala dun si may dear lab Tim ay para i confirm kung mangingitlog ba sya ng gintong itlog, katulad ba nung sa mga fairy tale – malakas ang loob ko kasi nga ako ang Cinderella ng Tierra Maris Estates, di ba? Fairy tales do come true, yan ang paniniwala ko.

Pero mali ang akala ko. Dahil na hosital scam ako – instead na paitlugin nila ng ginto si my lab Tim ay ginawa nilang experiemento ito — naging mechanical computer keyboard! Ang masama pa nito, ang unang tinayp nyang istorya ay ang tungkol sa pagnanasa ko dun sa posh glass slippers! At gusto pa nyang ibenta sa lahat ng gustong magbasa, kapag nag click ka ng mga kumikinang na mga commercials ay may papasok na pera sa kanya, para bang slot machine! Masakit dear lab Tim. Mabuti na lang at malapit na ang pista, ayun, isinalang ko na lang sya para masaya ang mga bulate ng buong barangay! Salamat dear my lab Tim at kahit na sa huli e may pakinabang pa rin ako sa yo.

Huling hirit ko, I am a Cinderella from the beautiful islands of the Philippines. I believe that as a Cinderella, I am allowed to create and dream about my own fairy tales. I know that some of my dreams would come true and some would not. But despite that, I know within myself that the Philippines, where I came from is one wonderful paradise with wonderful people and wonderful dreams. Those who dare to put us down without even trying to understand what we really are, without even trying to know what we really are, dont deserve our wonderfulness.

Back to reality, itong istoryang ito ang aking regalo kay Reyna Elena dahil meron syang SEO contest:

If you search the term “tierra maria estates scam“, “Tierra Maria UK scam” and “hospitals scam philippines“, you will find out that this old man from the UK has blanketed the Internet with his hoax stories and accusing the Filipinos and the Philippines as scammers. His story is nothing but hoax and hatred to Filipinos. Please read these articles: Was there a scam – Part 2 and Was there a scam – The Motive.

OUR GOAL

Given all these false accusations and hoax stories occupying the number 1 slot in google, I hope you would join me in my little experiment which is similar to Marhgil Macuha’s Pinay Scandal SEO experiment. Our goal is to equalize this old man’s hoax scam stories blanketing the internet. Simply write a funny scam and/or a hoax story and you may use the following keywords as your anchor text (listed below) and also I suggest that your title should be “Hospital Scam Hoax” or “Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax:

  • tierra maria estates scam
  • Tierra Maria UK scam
  • hospitals scam philippines

Sali na rin kayo. Ipakita sa mundo na hindi lahat ng Pinoy e katulad ng nilalahad ng nasa search na yon. Sa totoo lang ako e I refuse to read that blog of that man. Katulad ng hindi ko pagbasa sa Gucci Gang. Alam ko kasi kung ano ang Pinoy, kung meron mang masasamang istorya, kasama na rin yon – pero bakit kailangang bigyan ng popularidad ang mga kwentong hindi ikagaganda ng Pinas?

Join us!

The Scammers List:
1.) Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
4.) Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
5.) Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
6.) TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
7.) Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
8.) i am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
9.) TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
9.) TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
10.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
11.) Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
12.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
13.) 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
14.) Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
15.) Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
16.) When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy

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  1. hindi ko rin pinag-ubusan ng panahon yang si british old man 🙂

    kengkay: tama ka dyan, nina

    Komento ni nina — Abril 26, 2008 @ 9:19 umaga | Sagutin

  2. […] Scammers List: 1.) Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena 2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax — Abril 26, 2008 @ 11:22 umaga | Sagutin

  3. thank you sa support!!! hope matalo naten ang unggok na tiga UK na yan!

    kengkay: hay naku, am sure kaya natin yan

    Komento ni reynz — Abril 26, 2008 @ 11:42 umaga | Sagutin

  4. mas maganda pang pag usapan kung paano tataas ng piso at kung paano tataas ang sahod..

    kengkay: tama ka dyan, rio. sana habang pinaguusapan natin ang piso e tumataas din sya ng sabay ano?

    Komento ni rio — Abril 26, 2008 @ 3:00 hapon | Sagutin

  5. haha. i read the related posts galing sa kaibigan kong si pareng google. ang masasabi ko lang.. “Ang pathetic niya.” Hahaha.

    saka, dahil siguro uber bored na siya sa buhay niya, eto, naghanap siya ng pagkakaabalahan. haha.

    ang stooopid. that’s it.

    natuwa ako sa story mo. hehe. benta sobra. ^_^

    kengkay: salamat sa pagbasa 😀

    Komento ni aKDa — Abril 27, 2008 @ 3:12 umaga | Sagutin

  6. hehehehe! naging mechanical computer keyboard lol! hanggang sa cinderella story lumalabas ang kaadikan sa kompyuter lol!

    kengkay: iba talaga ang takbo ng utak kapag nababad sa computer e 🙂

    Komento ni manilenya — Abril 27, 2008 @ 2:22 hapon | Sagutin

  7. […] nyo dito kung bakit ako biglang nag-Inglis. Atsaka eto ang Tagalog […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam « Kwentong Kengkay — Abril 27, 2008 @ 5:51 hapon | Sagutin

  8. […] Scammers List: 1.) Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena 2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay 3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat 4.) Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! | Chuvaness — Abril 28, 2008 @ 2:24 umaga | Sagutin

  9. Hehehehe, nagbabasa pa lang ako dito sa blog mo nadoon at nakapagcomment ka na sa aking kubo. Hehehe, maligalig si Manong Tim anetsh? Nakow, I am sure bibisita din yon sa akin at mag-iwan ng sweet words. Musta na diyan Kay?

    kengkay: ang sweet ni manong tim ano? lahat na tayo na kiss and tell na nya, hahaha. mabote ka pa at asa pinas na, super nagtataasan ang mga bilihin dito, super talaga, ang gasolina e tumatakbo between 1.45-1.65 oyro per litro. at ang mga gulay at prutas, kainis sa kamahalan. buti na lang may garden kami na namumunga kundi makiki-ani ako sa mga kapitbahay namin turkish…

    Komento ni Beng — Abril 29, 2008 @ 1:36 hapon | Sagutin

  10. […] Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena 2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay 3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat 4.) Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Diwatang Byaning »  Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax — Abril 29, 2008 @ 3:34 hapon | Sagutin

  11. […] Maria UK Scam by Reyna Elena Ang Tierra Maria estates Scam at Hospital Scam din sa Pilipinas by Kengkay Tierra Maria Estates Scam-apology Letter Tierra Maria Estates Exam is a Hoax by Nina Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Now What, Cat? » Blog Archive » Reader from Hell — Abril 29, 2008 @ 10:37 hapon | Sagutin

  12. […] Maria UK Scam by Reyna Elena Ang Tierra Maria estates Scam at Hospital Scam din sa Pilipinas by Kengkay Tierra Maria Estates Scam-apology Letter Tierra Maria Estates Exam is a Hoax by Nina Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Now What, Cat? » Blog Archive » Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter — Abril 29, 2008 @ 10:38 hapon | Sagutin

  13. […] Maria UK Scam by Reyna Elena Ang Tierra Maria estates Scam at Hospital Scam din sa Pilipinas by Kengkay Tierra Maria Estates Scam-apology Letter Tierra Maria Estates Exam is a Hoax by Nina Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Now What, Cat? » Blog Archive » Not Frequently Asked Questions 2-Dealing with Guilt and Responsibility -a How to — Abril 29, 2008 @ 10:39 hapon | Sagutin

  14. […] Maria UK Scam by Reyna Elena Ang Tierra Maria estates Scam at Hospital Scam din sa Pilipinas by Kengkay Tierra Maria Estates Scam-apology Letter Tierra Maria Estates Exam is a Hoax by Nina Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Now What, Cat? » Blog Archive » Not Frequently Asked Questions-Anatomy of a Scam — Abril 29, 2008 @ 10:39 hapon | Sagutin

  15. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay 3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat 4.) Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria Estates Scam And Golden Goose Hoax | Kauderwelsch — Abril 30, 2008 @ 12:45 umaga | Sagutin

  16. […] Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena 2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay 3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What […]

    Pingback ni 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! | Fil Am Forum Report — Mayo 2, 2008 @ 1:42 hapon | Sagutin

  17. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax Update: Mayen speaks of heartbreak | Fil Am Forum Report — Mayo 2, 2008 @ 1:52 hapon | Sagutin

  18. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

    Pingback ni Tierra Maria Estate Scam Hoax Alert - The Hoax Finally Deflated! | Fil Am Forum Report — Mayo 2, 2008 @ 1:56 hapon | Sagutin

  19. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

    Pingback ni Philippine Hospital Scam - Exposed As A Hoax! | Fil Am Forum Report — Mayo 2, 2008 @ 1:58 hapon | Sagutin

  20. […] Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena 2.) Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay 3.) Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat 4.) Tierra Maria […]

    Pingback ni Reverse Narcissism » Blog Archive » Tierra Maria Scam Hoax of the Poor and Unfamous — Mayo 5, 2008 @ 7:13 umaga | Sagutin

  21. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

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  22. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

    Pingback ni Ellumbrabator Auf Der Jagd Nach Ellumbra Scam Hoax » Kauderwelsch — Hunyo 6, 2008 @ 3:31 hapon | Sagutin

  23. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

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  25. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

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  26. […] Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay […]

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